Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Monday, May 28, 2007

My soon to be deleted live bleugh of the Late Late Toy Show

Monday, May 28, 2007 6
23:46
Well, thank fuck for that.

23:44
One fucking minute, Pat. Wind it up cunt.

23:40
Kid gets most of his segment cut for time. 'Is it because I is black?' wonders child.

23:37
It's got to be over soon. I cannot take any more.

23:34
Top Gear blokes looked genuinely upset by Kenny's uselessness.

23:19
Gay child makes Pat a milkshake. Pat doesn't like it very much.

23:18
V texts to alert me to the gay child.

23:15
Yay! A sexist mobile phone for infants! What if Mommy wears shorts? What if Daddy wears a fucking dress?

23:14
Says Riker 'Styluses suck. What are fingers for?'

23:06
I just made the mistake of checking out the other live blog of this event. I'm going to go top myself now. Or get another cocktail. One of those.


23:03
The Duchess of Fergie York is on. What a coup. She's still a child , she tells us. No fucking shit, Sarah.

23:01
Sssshhh, Riker loves the book bit.

22:59
GearĂ³id from Cork is here with his mother. He won a trip to London. I hate GearĂ³id from Cork. And not just because he's from Cork. Though it's a contributory factor.

22:57
I don't suppose Jerry's coming back.

22:55
Deaf kids singing along to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. It's Napoleon Dynamite but festive.

22:52
Back from the ads and Mrs O'Leary's mother's pack of mini Paddy Coles are still fucking tootling.

22:46
This chick can hula hoop and do an impression of Eddie Hobbs. A bright future, no doubt.

22:44
You know, for kids! Except on Wii.

22:33
DIE MCFLY! DIE! DIE!

22:31
It's happened. There is a doll what shits itself on The Late Late Toy Show.

22:27
Kenny implies that boys who likes dolls are cunts.

22:26
I want that Millennium Falcon.

22:22
Pulled on to the stage audience members appear ashamed to be alive. As they fucking should be.

22:21
Ad break not nearly long enough.

22:05
Riker condemns 'Laughing Policeman' song as performed by a wide range of ethnicities as 'weird'.

Racist.

22:03
Kenny in saying something funny shocker. I really need a cocktail.

22:02
G: Who is this person singing now?

R: No idea.

G: Maybe I'm not so old.

22:01
Is it an ad break yet? I still need a cocktail.

21:55
This little girl looks too sick to be on TV without a vulture hanging out beside her.

21:52
Can their be an ad break now? I need a cocktail.

21:49
Cute asian looking kid with horrible bogger accent. That took less than fifteen minutes.

21:47
No, please don't play your concertina.

21:46
Get the back of your head out of the fucking shot, you little monster.

21:42
Pat just threw a massive bowl of coke at the audience.

21.40
Every cunt in the audience got an Elmo. Fuckers.

21:37
G: They couldn't find a kid who could sing in tune for the opening seconds?

R: Don't insult the tiny child, Dad.

G: Sorry.
 
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