We had a visitor to our house today. I happened to be preparing hummous when she arrived. So I broke off, made this guest a cup of tea and then returned to my Ancient Egyptian treat. With the help of both Data and Riker I finished it off, cut up some carrots and toasted a couple of pittas. This I served to the lady in question who, I feel obligated to needlessly point out, was accompanied by my mother in common law.
'You're very domesticated, Gimme', sneered this woman as I laid a mini-feast before her.
So I shat on the fucking table.