Tuesday, June 17, 2008

You don't have to say what you did, I already know

Tuesday, June 17, 2008
My shirt arrived just in time for Italy to turn it around and scramble their way into the quarter finals with yet another unconvincing performance. Unconvince me all the way to the trophy, boys!

In a dramatic break with tradition V sent not an international top but the wilfully obscure 3rd strip of Genovese club Sampdoria. Embalzoned across the shoulders is the name 'Cassano', beneath which lies the standard Italian number for nutjobs, 99.

I am assuming that V considered this to be the player most suited to my personality due to Antonio's undoubted footballing brilliance as opposed to his famously petulant cry-baby antics.

Considering that all evidence points to the contrary, this is a fairly groundless assumption. But if the boot, or indeed the football top, fits...


Today's Title (who needs this many guitars?)

8 Johns and Janes for the comment whore:

Twenty Major said...

I want Italy to go out in the most heartbreaking way possible so Cassano can cry again, the fucking ponce.

Twenty Major said...

And nobody needs that many guitars. Or Peter Andre's half-brother on vocals.

Conan Drumm said...

Was a bystander in Rome as the Romania match was on... they're not one bit happy with the messing about.

Medbh said...

Damn, I hate Justin Timberlake.

red said...

The italians reckon that after only three weeks of lessons Mourinho speaks better Italian than Cassanno...

Sniffle&Cry said...

I picked the Dutch for the total football thing, but mostly for Clarence Seedorf’s missus and he’s the only fucker having a bake with Marco, so no fit Mrs Seedorf fantasy. But they might win it without her.
Spain next for your Maladini-less maladroit azzuri, the very flattering but historically deceptive Spanish.
Chances? Reluctant as I am to point a finger, (I’m 100% donkey domestique), but none with Luca Toni, Gimme.
Something’s gotta give. Mary Harney would do better or maybe Del Peiro.

fatmammycat said...

I reckon the Dutch have it.

gimme a minute said...

Twenty:
They'll beat the endlessly choking Spain though. And from there, who knows?

Come on you jammy wop fucks.

Conan:
Didn't see the Romania game. Were they trying too hard or something?

Red:
He certainly doesn't appear to be the most articulate of chappies.

Sniffle&Cry:
He didn't score in the group stages of the world cup either.

But yeah, he certainly looks like he couldn't score in Coppers.

Fatmammycat:
They have momentum on their side, for sure. And they seem to be sorely lacking in their usual internal strife.

Let's hope this changes.

 
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