Riker wants to stay up and watch the Late Late cunting Toy Show. Here's how I feel about that particular televisual feast. Can I say no? Sure I can. The reasons are reasonable and manifold:
I can tape it. We have the fucking technology. I'll be taping it for Data either way. I don't see how either of us are going to be able to stay awake that late. I'm too old. She's too young. It's not like it's McCain's concession speech or anything. I'm not going to be rewarded by the shedding of joyous tears of fatigued schadenfreude. And unless some misdirected Pakistani Brit terrorist starts lobbing grenades about, there will be no live witnessing of history. If I want to cringe with embarrassment and boredom I can just sit up reading my old bleugh entries like I do most Friday nights. Really, I should just fucking tape it and send her sulking to bed. She'll get over it.
I'm staying up, amn't I? Le fucking sigh, folks, part fucking a bizillion.
UPDATE: Read my live bleughing of this occurence here. You'll need to scroll down and work up.
What are they doing in heaven today?
4 hours ago
14 Johns and Janes for the comment whore:
do you have a time machine?
Stipes:
Nope , just prescience.
live toy show blog.
may 2007?
Stipes:
Yeah, I got you. Like I say, prescience.
Or not wanting all that shite at the top of the page. One of those.
sorry if I disturbed you so.
Stipes:
No, no.
I am very, very bored.
go listen to some Waits stuff, cheer yourself up. I'm about to get drunk
Well, if you're bored I have a list a mile long that you can get cracking on.
Stipes:
Will do.
Common Law:
Shockingly, it's possible to be bored even while cleaning up after your children and picking your clothes up from the bedroom floor.
Possible to be bored while you're doing those things, yes....possible to type, no.
Common Law:
You're welcome.
so how'd that list go for you then...? hehehehe
Awwwww, you loveded it!!
"I have a list a mile long"
Isn't that Santa's line when he's about to put a lump of coal in yer stocking?
Manuel:
Yeah, funny.
Conan:
My stocking got iFilled early, I can now be naughty or nice as I see fit.
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