Thursday, February 5, 2009

The kid in the corner looked at the priest and fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar

Thursday, February 5, 2009
Stranded on Gaia notes that Pope Benedict The Add The Appropriate Superbowl Number, ex-member of Hitler Youth (everyone was a member, it was like being in the scouts, but with Jew hating) is working to un-excommunicate Holocaust denying bishop Richard Williamson.

Jewish leaders are breaking off ties with the Catholic church faster than they can burn the skin off of Palestinian children. Angela Merkin is having a total shit fit. Even Catholic church bigwigs are going public with sentiments along the lines of 'Uh-huh, yeah I know about the whole infallibility bit, but don't you think that maybe in this case you might be just slightly totally fucking wrong?'

What Gimme doesn't get is why Nazis, be they Neo or Trinity are always denying this stuff. Aren't they proud? Don't they think that the boy Adolf done good? Why so coy Pope Naziburger?

UPDATE: I see that the Vatican has demanded that Williamson recant his positions before being fully admitted into the Roman Catholic Church. He must now say that the Nazis did horrifically and systematically murder the whole six million and fair fucking dues to them.

Dues. Jews. Get it?

Sigh.

20 Johns and Janes for the comment whore:

Twenty Major said...

What Gimme doesn't get is why Nazis, be they Neo or Trinity are always denying this stuff. Aren't they proud?

heh. Given the efficiency with which they killed them I'd have thought a well illustrated guide to genocide would have been produced by a rogue anonynazi by now.

Manuel said...

damn fucking it.....I had that same bit copied to make a stunningly intelligent and whimsical remark about too.....cant be mithered now.....


thank you for your words the other day......all the comments mean a lot

savannah said...

does make you wonder if the conspiracy theories about his election are true...xoxo

gimme a minute said...

Twenty:
Coming soon to a JC Skinner comment box near you.

Manuel:
You just make sure you get back on them there pears.

Savannah:
Are you calling Obama a Nazi?

RedLeeroy said...

Following his fourteenth birthday in 1941, Ratzinger was enrolled in the Hitler Youth, as membership was required for all 14-year old German boys after December 1939, but was an unenthusiastic member and refused to attend meetings.

'unenthusiastic member and refused to attend meetings', who fuckin said so, his parents? of course they did....

Joseph, take down that flag, and for Hitl...god's sake can you be a little less enthusiastic.

eliMordino said...

I dunno what scout troop you were in but we had Jew-hating all UP in the hizzouse. (We tolerated negroes, as long as they were rappers.)

Conan Drumm said...

I'll be getting to this one myself, there's a Cribbin connection.

gimme a minute said...

Red Leeroy:
I have it on good authority that he was actually Ralphie Fiennes in Schindler's List.

We can all play revisionist. Or liar, if you will.

EliMordino:
I was in the Boy's Brigade. We only wanted to gas Catholics.

They didn't know I was Catholic.

Conan:
Bernard? Of 'Right Said Fred' fame?

I reckon we can get some serious cross purpose shit going here.

grimsaburger said...

Jewish leaders are breaking off ties with the Catholic church faster than they can burn the skin off of Palestinian children.

What I would give to see that kind of direct metaphorizing in students' writing on a regular basis...

Conan Drumm said...

Eh, Drop Dead Fred?

gimme a minute said...

Conan:
The Day of the Jackal?

Conan Drumm said...

The Forsythe Saga?

gimme a minute said...

Conan
Penny Marshall, Robert De Niro, Robin Williams.

Conan Drumm said...

Ah..wakenings?

stipes said...

3-2 to Conan
Come on gimme

stipes said...

Doesn't look the same in print.

gimme a minute said...

Conan:
There can be no winner in this game with no rules, you know. Except for me, obliged as I am to answer every comment.

From swerve of shore to bend of bay, that's all I've got to say.

Stipes:
You're rooting for me? I feel like I've already won.

gimme a minute said...

Grimsaburger;
Fuck, I don't know how I missed that kind of praise.

Anyway, you wouldn't want me in your class. I'd be the guy flicking spitballs.

Conan Drumm said...

Finnegan Begin Again!

gimme a minute said...

Conan:
We are told this is the golden age.

 
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