What a stupid load of happy horseshit. You all feel better now? With your green backgrounds and your retweeting of videos and poxy proxy numbers? You do, don't you? Well, you fucking shouldn't. Here's what's happening, what's going to happen:
Khamanei says that Ahmadinejhad is president. So he's fucking president. You need almost total support and a wavering military to pull this kind of shit off and neither is in place for this particular revolutionary hue. The sooner these admittedly brave if somewhat naive people realise this, the sooner they're going to stop getting beaten and shot and then taken to hospital where they will be arrested so that they can be beaten and shot some more.
And the sooner the Western media and every asshat with a laptop stop reporting this forgone conclusion as if it were all about us, us wonderful cunts with our twitting machines, the sooner I can turn my attention to the Nevada City Classic and ultimately the upcoming Tour.
That's right Armstrong you scummy fucking doper, you're fucking next.
Khamanei says that Ahmadinejhad is president. So he's fucking president. You need almost total support and a wavering military to pull this kind of shit off and neither is in place for this particular revolutionary hue. The sooner these admittedly brave if somewhat naive people realise this, the sooner they're going to stop getting beaten and shot and then taken to hospital where they will be arrested so that they can be beaten and shot some more.
And the sooner the Western media and every asshat with a laptop stop reporting this forgone conclusion as if it were all about us, us wonderful cunts with our twitting machines, the sooner I can turn my attention to the Nevada City Classic and ultimately the upcoming Tour.
That's right Armstrong you scummy fucking doper, you're fucking next.
17 Johns and janes for the comment whore:
Are you trying to say that Twitter can't bring about real democracy in Iran?
Shame on you.
Twenty Major:
From what I hear, it can't even bring about a game of 5-a-side in Ringsend.
I've missed you. Don't ever change.
Green Green Green, change your twitter icon to Green, for the love of god pleeee....................................
I was worried that you might have run yourself down to 45kg and were too weak to type. Or rant. Happy to see that neither is the case.
Kel D:
I see you have grown a moustache in the interim. Very fetching.
Red Leeroy:
Shit. Sorry about that.
Meadow:
Are you saying I'm fat?
Welcome back Gimme. Missed your anger. I live through it on the good days.
I had just gotten used to not seeing his face on all Mr. M's bike mags, and now here he is with that dessicated, pulled out skin again.
From what I hear, it can't even bring about a game of 5-a-side in Ringsend.
Yeah, you'd want to have a word with old Red up above there. All his fault...
Sarah Gostrangely:
Who do you use for the bad days?
Medbh:
Fucker wants to be president.
Twenty Major:
Sounds like it all worked out okay in the end. Praise Twitter.
gimme <3
Ahh I would have just vomited or something anyway.
It's great having people like you, twenty and fatmammycat around. It means I can read posts like this and then stand up yelping "Yeah! Yeah! i thought that too! I thought it first, I'm just far too busy living my funky life to write it down anywhere."
Which is an odd form of vicarious living, but there you go.
AA:
But greater than 2.
Red Leeroy:
That's your excuse for everything.
Andrew:
Glad to be of service, you lazy fucker.
the only post i've seen him yelp about is Twenty's spiceburger lament.
Rosie:
I'm guessing he does the majority of this shameful yelping in private.
the only post i've seen him yelp about is Twenty's spiceburger lament.
It'd be a hard man that didn't at least squeal a little ...
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