Wednesday, September 1, 2010

With the money from her accident she bought herself a mobile home

Wednesday, September 1, 2010 8
They say that you get more right wing as you get older. But then they say a lot of shit. I must confess however that as the years roll by I do find myself ever more prejudiced against the fat, the religious and 'people' who take an active interest in hurling. Yet I cling to my self-image as a lefty commie liberal douchebag who believes in all that crazy shit like science and the possibility that homersexuals might be human too. This often leaves me confused. As in the case of the proposed 'work for dole' scheme. Clearly this is a load of right wing cock designed to be shoved down the throats of those who are unemployed through no fault of their own. It will take jobs away from the qualified and serve merely to polish the government's unemployment figures turd. But, you know what? I kind of like it. It appeals to my inner Maggie Thatcher. I'm convinced based solely on my shaky impression of the life of this one guy I know that loads of people are sitting at home raking in almost as much as me for playing xbox all day. And while a little granny arse-wiping might not be their idea of the dignity of labour, it's sure to make me feel briefly better about my daily grind of commute. class, commute, kids, commute, class, commute.

Jesus, but I need to get back to work.
 
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