Stop winding her up.
Yes, you are.
It's not like it's much of a challenge at the moment.
Yeah well, she winds me up.
You've have to be the bigger woman.
And how does she wind you up?
She called me an idiot.
She called you an idiot?
Actually she called me an idiom.
Yup. I'm pretty sure she meant idiot though.
It's your fault.
How is it my fault?
When you're driving, you call people idiots.
It's better than calling them cocksucking motherfuckers.
You know, you shouldn't say that to me, even in pretend blogland.
That's true. I take it back.
You're welcome. Anyway, I won't do it anymore. I promise. No more idiot shrieking. From now on I will refer to the road morons as idioms.
Okay. Stop winding your sister up.